The Life and Times of A Canadian Tech

And sometimes all I wanna do is kill myself

stormcutter:

rainbowknight-2:

listentoyourdragon:

hiccstagram:

But this is so symbolic. Remember when the first movie happened, people made the connection between one of the two statues having only half a horn on one side of their helmet, which was like Book!Hiccup. The statues in those gifs are not the same, they’re holding different weapons (sword, axe) and Book!Hiccup was a swordsman, so it’s safe to assume the statue on the left represents him. So what about the statue on the right? I think it represents Stoick, and when Drago’s Bewilderbeast destroys it, it symbolizes that the chief has fallen, and there’s only Hiccup left.

Oh my gosh. Jeez, Dreamworks.

this is why hoped that they would carve a new statue out of the bewilderbeast’s horn

OH
MY
GODS

habsforever:

There’s a special place in my heart for players where you can say… “YES, he’s a little shit, but he’s OUR little shit.”

Art by Heather Theurer

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

#OH MY GOD#THEY SOLD HER A FUCKING WOLF#THATS SO GODDAMN DANGEROUS#WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BADLY

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

patrick-kane:

"Jonathan Toews is so hot"

Little curly headed rat
Jonathan Toews on Patrick Kane (via bennguini)

akirateku:

Diaval no, you are not helping.

damnatalia:

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying


Hahahaaaa

damnatalia:

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

Hahahaaaa

smoestoe:

Today’s mental health reminder: a relapse, a sudden series of attacks, a string of awful days, (or whatever your step back may be) does not decrease your value. Take your time, do some self care, reflect on the progress that you have made. You are strong; one step back is nothing when you look at the journey you have already made.